Setting: You and your significant other have decided to go stargazing. You decide the best place to see the stars is by the ocean. You arrive at the empty beach in the dark night. Hey, sweetheart, wake up. We're here. It's beautiful outside. Come on, let's go find a spot. Yeah, grab the blankets and pillows. This looks like a nice spot. Wow. It looks comfier than I thought it would. You wanna sit first? Mmm. It's a little cold, don't you think? Yes, it's still cold even with the three blankets you asked me to bring. Oh, just come here. You're so adorable, you know that? I'm going to be the big spoon tonight. This is so much comfier than it seemed! Can you see the stars alright? Wow. This is beautiful. Just... wow, look at the stars. There's just so many. It feels like we're the only ones in the world right now. Have you ever thought about the universe? It's expanding every single day. We're on one planet in a galaxy amongst one hundred billion galaxies. That's amazing, isn't it? I think you're like the sun. What? No, you don't burn my retinas! I think you know what I mean. You light up my world, and you always brighten up my days. And I'm the Earth, revolving around you. You're the one I look forward to seeing every single morning. ...and also, you're hot. I know, I know. I'm smooth. But I know you like my cheesy jokes and pick-up lines. Did you know that there are bigger stars than the sun? Yeah! I read that the biggest known star is the UY Scuti. I think it's five billion times bigger than the sun. The sun is around 109 times bigger than the Earth. So... let me calculate... 109 multiplied by 5 is... woah. The biggest known star is around 545 billion times bigger than Earth. What. We're so tiny. Yet you make me feel like I own the world. Can you imagine how it would feel like to be floating in space? It would be awesome to be in zero gravity, like astronauts. It's amazing that the Earth has this force that pulls us towards it. Gravity also attracts you to me, actually. Like this. Mmmm. I love cuddling with you. You're so warm. You know, even if there wasn't any gravity, I'd still fall for you. Okay, okay! I'll stop with the jokes. This view really is amazing. What? The stars? No, I'm talking about you. Alright, alright! I promise that was the last one. But it's true. You always insist you aren't, but you are so handsome. Your eyes always twinkle like the stars in the night sky and your smile lights up my skies when they're grey. You mean the world to me. Turn around. I wanna kiss you. I love kissing you. This feels so right. We should do this more often. Maybe we could go camping. Out somewhere, maybe in the woods. I'll protect you out there. That would be nice wouldn't it? Just the two of us, against the world. Or the wild, really. I'll never leave you. I love you to the moon and back. [Edited by Uhhh.] [Original script by typothrowaway http://pastebin.com/tFkhT4vU]